Q: If you had to be a breakfast cereal, what would you be and why?
A: Captain Crunch. Because he drives a sick boat! Hello? He's a pirate!
Q: If you had to be an animal, what would you be and why?
A: A flamingo, because I've always wanted to be a flamingo dancer!
To be fair, these kids were being asked questions on the spot. Still these were just too funny not to share!